Shirley The Elf Behaves Badly
Shirley isn’t allowed to watch music videos anymore. She’s still a very young and impressionable elf. We came home to her hanging from the ceiling fan on her very own makeshift “wrecking ball”. She’s even wearing elf-sized pair of Dr. Martins. Thankfully, she still all her clothes on. And she’s not licking stuff. And slapping herself.
In case you haven’t seen it, here’s the Miley Cyrus video that inspired all this elfish misbehavior. (Don’t watch with kids around. They don’t wanna see what happened to Hannah Montana.)